While he had tested out the spell on a fan who was willing to do anything for him, the muscle growth gained from them was incremental at best. The only problem was that the spell took a full minute to say, and even to a native speaker, it couldn’t be said much faster. The spell didn’t work if it was translated, so a month or so later, Jeff was able to speak it fluently enough not to bungle the spell.
As bizarre as it sounded, Jeff was pretty much out of options, and so he bookmarked the page and found someone to quickly teach him Croatian. After he had it translated, it talked about some weird methods to gain muscles, like draining the muscles from another person. He had stumbled across this Croatian website deep in his Google search. Taking them would literally be life-threatening to Jeff, so he needed to find another way to gain more muscle. However, Jeff had learned early on that his body had some pretty adverse reactions to anabolic steroids, even worse than potential penis shrinking. To someone like Jeff, that wouldn’t have stopped him, since he wasn’t afraid to juice up and take supplements. He had been working out to gain muscle all week, but he had finally hit his plateau. True, there had been some fluctuations, but those are in the normal realm of weighing someone. “Fuck,” Jeff said, as his weight on the scale hadn’t changed again.
And here is the fourth January(!) story written for the semi-famous patron!
